yet another thought I had on my way to take a shower

So I was studying my body in the mirror just now and began contemplating the part of my body that just doesn't know what to do with itself. It is my lower back, or at least I would most likely name it my lower back, but I'm pretty sure that it was supposed to be my butt. Now, for anyone who's seen me naked, which unfortunately is anyone who's ever gone late night drinking with me, you may know what I'm talking about. I've had boyfriends just perperlexed by what it is. I'll tell you the story in a minute... the water's still running for my shower.

Alright, I'm back, and like an 8 year old with ADD I forgot what I was doing.... I was writing about my butack (combination butt and back). I've noticed that I actually sit on my butack rather than my butt when I'm comfortable. I had a dog once that did that. It was cute on him, not so sure it's cute on me.

So you may be wondering if I just have a saggy ass and the flesh has just lost it's battle with gravity. That's not it. If you've ever felt my butt, which is again, if you've ever been late night drinking with me, it's pretty hard. What little butt I do have is tight when I've been working out. I've become convinced that this part of my body should just be reversed with the front part... like when you have those blocks with people on them and you can swing around one part to change the outfit. I gain weight right in that part of my stomach, so if it were on my back instead, I would no longer have the butack. Man if I ever met my creator, I am going to slap him like the drunken russian monkey that he is.