In all my infinite wisdom...

I have learned that there are some people that you just cannot trust to get shit done when you need them to.

Here's my list so far:

travel agents that work at the school that you are attending
Why? Because they can fuck up and get no reprecussions because they are on school grounds and people will continue to come to them out of convenience and lazyness just like I did

small shit banks
Why? Because when your credit card number is stolen and charges are made, they cannot handle the fact that you are out of the country for four months and subsequently nail your ass to check systems where you are no longer able to open any sort of bank account for the next 5 years.... this is also why I have three banks and not just one.

my mother
Why? Because when it doesn't directly apply to her, it doesn't really matter when it gets done

Airline sales
Why? Because the minute that you actually have the dates and everything planned, ticket prices go through the roof

And finally...
Myself
Why? Because I need a blackberry, stickies on my computer, two different calendars, assorted notes written on receipts and notes on my hands to simply remember what time I need to be at work.


People I can trust to get shit done:

Apple
-this lady said that she couldn't give me a deal on my ipod, but credited my card for $50 for buying a computer

Erin
-just a very dependable person

God
-hahahahahah... just kidding