What I'm up to...

So a friend of mine from high school had an away up one night about organic chemistry that I thought was funny. I couldn't remember it exactly, but I made my own:


bud light presents real american heroes
(real american heroes)
today we salute you mr. organic chemistry professor
(mr. organic chemistry professor)
never has one man bored so many, for so long. Without you, I may never have known 'disubstituted cycloalkane nomenclature'
(1,2-dibromocyclobutane now)
carefully, you turn the mild mannered college student into a sleep deprived maniac
(billy's going to hurt someone)
but remember, nobody ever got laid from knowing cis-trans conformations
(dude you need some pussy)
so crack open an ice cold budlight
oh Earl of Ethers,
thanks to you I now know how to freebase
(I'm hooked on coke now)









wow, I'm so productive.