Hey Momma

10 things you shouldn't write home about from Australia :

1. Australian men really like American girls.

2. The university has a bar on campus.

3. There are free condoms at the health clinic.

4. The beaches here are topless.

5. They don't care if you go skinny dipping in the ocean.

6. I wear nothing but thongs down here. All day, everyday.

7. I stayed in a hostel last night with six people I didn't know.

8.The drinking age here is 18 so I don't have to use my fake id anymore.

9. I've really perfected my pole dancing skills at this place called The Shack since being here.

10. I'd get 3,000 dollars if I have a kid in Australia.